Swindon may well have recovered. I certainly hope so but whether the hotel did is another story.
Four Dinners all but caused a divorce after borrowing a young ladies stiletto heals to play 'Penny Up The Arse' just prior to being caught outside the hotel by said young ladies husband with her tongue down his throat.
Needless to say it was not his fault and he only had his hand on her breasts in an attempt to push her away......
Babyface makes a conquest in a local pub...I don't recall him being fined the statutory club fine of 20p for this which, considering Four Dinners was heavily fined that amount is grossly unfair...
A very good singer declined to sing an ode to The OP's. Can't understand why. It could have been her greatest hit....
JC was amazed at the size of the bog at a local Indian Restaurant. The thought occured we could have had 'The Most Ever OP's in The Toilet' record until somebody pointed out the 'gay' overtones of such an attempt....
Wiggy meantime enjoyed the unexpected luxury...
Stormin', our Scottish International - and yes I know that seems a contradiction in terms but at least he's not a goalkeeper - was the only tourist in shorts. I'm not entirely sure what should be read into that....
Speaking of 'gay' overtones....this was a completely innocent 'Most Ever OP's in a Jacussi' moment. The bubbles were very nice by the way....
Clockwise from the top... Mr Chairman, Four Dinners, Tootall, Delilah, Wiggy, JC, Judas, Mark Formerly Known as Fatboy, Mooro, Babyface, Minxie and Pookie whilst in the middle top to bottom, Stormin', Captain Basil and Bazza The Lime Pickle Man...
Stormin' and Mooro lead the tour by example...
Babyface and Chief Executive, JC, follow suit...
Captain Pugwash, Judas, Sally Fuddy Duddy and Taju discuss tactics for the next game....oh allright...no they don't...they just join in getting pissed...
Captain Basil is such an arse....
Tour Captain Pookie in his 'hat of office'
I really must post some pics of The OP's playing football just to prove we do for any uninitiated visitors.......
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