Player Profiles

Player profiles???? Oh shit!!!!

This is quite reasonably a valuable page...yes it is...look I'm doing the fucking site so shut the fuck up...because there have been an awful lot of OP's over the years.

This is the recently retired Chief Executive, JC. He could continue to play indefintely as he is so disgustingly fit but he has realised that his continued efforts on the field of play embarrass...embarass...embarrass... (how the hell do you spell that???) younger players so he has, reluctantly, decided to retire....except when we are short so he will be playing still.....

Bazza The Lime Pickle Man aka Blocker is a defender. That is not necessarily a position to boast about given our 'goals against' statistics. Never the less Bazza, apart from designing our Tour Shirt Crests, has devotedly sliced any number of shin pads in our quest to not concede in double figures....

BabyFace aka Burmese Boy aka TT retired a couple of tours ago. This is puzzling as he continued to play on tour for the following three years. Considering he was given a 'guard of honour' send off in his last game...or what was supposed to be his last game....his cheek at appearing and playing every now and then is typical of the OP's. BabyFace is a nickname resulting from a stripper and baby oil. Further details may be forthcoming........

Not surprisingly....or...maybe it will be....Player Profiles will take up a fairly large number of posts.

This last chap incidently is Delilah.

Apart from being Welsh...which may be forgivable...he is a goalkeeper.

This is indoubtedly the most unforgivable position in any OP team.... trust me I know...

The Old Pretenders FC.

The first of many many many many player profiles.

Be afraid.....be very afraid.....