In The Beginning....

.....God made Heaven and Earth.

John 'JC' Clark on the other hand, devised The Old Pretenders Football Club.

An extraordinary 'once more into the breach' team talk was somewhat diminished by a "Could someone help me down chaps?"

A fine example of our leader......

As the days become weeks and they become months this blog will trace the history of The Old Pretenders FC both distant and recent.

We did have a website but AOHell fucked that up for us so now we have a blog.

As time goes by you will learn of the adventures of such illustrious OP's as Mr Chairman, Bazza The Lime Pickle Man, Oo-Aah, Wiggy, Mark Formerly Known as Fatboy, Scouse and Scouse Deux, Delhi Belly, Too Tall, Baby Face, Crap Dave, The Fuddy Duddy Brothers, Jesus, Psycho and many many many more.......

Hope you enjoy the OP's blog and, in the words of The X-Files.....

'We want to believe'

Laters 'n let's be careful out there.....